I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my habits
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out over a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what get more info I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?